50 degrees outside right this minute
32 days left in the Aspen/Snowmass ski season
18.4 miles shredded yesterday (via Ski Tracks iPhone app)
9 hours slept last night
1 very happy girl
[AMF trail, Snowmass, Colorado, March 11, 2012]
GPOYW: Don’t ask someone wearing mittens to take your photograph on the chairlift.
[Aspen Mountain, Colorado, March 2, 2012]
Oh, and I ride “The Skittles” to work…
[Snowmass, Colorado, March 5, 2012]
Join the party for Presidents Day Weekend! (Burgers, sushi, beer, DJ: stellar après.)
[110 Carriage Way (facing Elk Gondola), Base Village, Snowmass, Colorado]
Special Delivery!
“That’s quite the package!” my housemate quipped. “Your father seems very…thorough.”
Snowboarding in the Desert?
INDEED.
THERE IS A SKI AREA IN SOUTHERN ARIZONA, and it’s called Mount Lemmon.

You can see the desert from the chairlift. I can’t make this up!

Located just shy of 40 miles from Tucson, in the Santa Catalina Mountains of the Coronado Forest, Mount Lemmon Ski Valley is the southernmost ski destination in the United States.

Two totally enthusiastic thumbs up for waking up in Santa Monica and shredding the slopes just two hours later.
At daybreak my brother and I donned our snow pants and piled into his car; a scant 90 minutes after passing downtown Los Angeles, we arrived at Mountain High for our first outings of the season.
Albeit on 100 percent man-made snow….

…but beneath a blazing California sun that soon bumped temps to the 40s, softening the East Coast-ish hardpack and shutting down the snow guns:

How bizarre it was to see desert beyond, stretching for miles:

The place felt like our cozy old stomping grounds—Bousquet Ski Area, credited as the birthplace of the “rope tow gripper”—but with a high speed lift and less ‘tude. (Interestingly, skiers like Jason were outnumbered, like, 40 to 1. Not exaggerating.)

I didn’t have much of my own gear, so I was silently envious of his getup. For me, a white windbreaker sufficed in the warm weather; as did hiking socks and a gifted hat. Most importantly, I had pants, salvaged from my post-apocalyptic apartment nightmare in May:

They still smell like nasty black smoke and industrial-strength laundry detergent, which conjured up vivid memories of the worst laundry week of my life the worst week of my life, period—for the better part of the drive up there.
I’m over it.
Instead, I feel so incredibly lucky to have those pants in my favorite color, a Christmas gift from “Boarding Claus,” a symbol of strength with their double-taped seams, shrink-proof polyester, and sturdy snaps. Survivors.

Miraculously, I had stowed my snowboard and boots (not pictured) and these shiny Oakleys in my parents’ basement for the summer just three weeks before the crisis. So on July 1, I stashed the goggles and the pants in a duffel bag at the very back of my trunk, where there they’ve sat ever since in anticipation of today.
After 16 seasons on a snowboard and another 10 before that on skis, I am a self-admitted gear snob was a bit wary of the POS rental when the clerk handed it to me with loose screws on the bindings, but uh, I got what I paid for, and it served its purpose. The shady setup got me on the mountain, where we took the same three runs and met a handful of cool young kids for the better part of five hours.

Just like old days! Let it snow.
Fruit Loops, The Shining…and SNOW!

I stood on snow yesterday! Pure, white, angelic snow, melting slowly in the late-autum sun.
I even tried a snow angel…so much for a cool October photo from Mount Hood.

I wanted to scope some natural wonders just east of Portland—counter-intuitive, maybe—so I left the city…with a heavy heart.
(However, the jaunt only lasted 24 hours; I’m back tonight for a travelers’ conference at the Ace Hotel, yet another case of happy coincidence.)

My first stop: Multnomah Falls, the second largest year-round waterfall in the country, which plunges 620 feet in two dramatic arcs. Standing at the overlook below, I could almost feel the spray—or maybe it was just damp air, chilly from recent rains. When a docent told me the hiking trails were mud city, I decided to continue on south to Mount Hood.

The route to Mount Hood carries a hokey moniker: The Fruit Loop—25 miles through apple and pear orchards, berry fields, hazelnut groves, and vineyards encircling the massive, snow-capped peak. And now’s the time to travel the roads: it’s harvest season!

No visit to Mount Hood is complete, I’ve been told time and time again, without a trek six miles up to to the towering Timberline Lodge, created famously in the 1930s under President Roosevelt’s Works Progress Administration and made even more famous by being used for the exterior shots of the creepy, desolate hotel in The Shining.

It loomed from the hillside, but the snow tunnel (center, see it?) sort of ruined the front shots.
Inside, old-fashioned timber and stone construction of massive proportions:

Back outside, I hiked up toward Mount Hood…and caught some early-season (all season?) shredders schussing the strip:

Gnarly!

![SKI SEASON IS OVER. BRB.
[Base Camp, Snowmass, Colorado, April 16, 2012]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mtt05uDZ1qloi1ho1_500.jpg)
![50 degrees outside right this minute
32 days left in the Aspen/Snowmass ski season
18.4 miles shredded yesterday (via Ski Tracks iPhone app)
9 hours slept last night
1 very happy girl
[AMF trail, Snowmass, Colorado, March 11, 2012]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0si9bG44L1qloi1ho1_500.jpg)
![GPOYW: Don’t ask someone wearing mittens to take your photograph on the chairlift.
[Aspen Mountain, Colorado, March 2, 2012]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jbivX9CJ1qloi1ho1_500.jpg)
![Oh, and I ride “The Skittles” to work…
[Snowmass, Colorado, March 5, 2012]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ixuu3tHS1qloi1ho1_500.jpg)
![GPOYW: One Step Closer to Winter Bliss Edition
[Snowmass, Colorado, Mardi Gras, 2012]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt6fdltkB1qloi1ho1_500.jpg)
![Join the party for Presidents Day Weekend! (Burgers, sushi, beer, DJ: stellar après.)
[110 Carriage Way (facing Elk Gondola), Base Village, Snowmass, Colorado]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzenq667GP1qloi1ho1_500.jpg)


